somethin athena wrote that scared me it's funny it's out of Joe dirt

(This is when that guy get's joe in the hole and he's like a drag queen)

Guy:(in a shower cap lipstick and white powder makeup on him and in a womans rob with fishnet stockings and holding a puddle Sitting above the hole)It put's the lotion on u have no idea what kindof hell i can BRING YOU!!!!!Danny:(Down in hole)ALRIGHT!Enough you broken record alright i've been down here for more then two weeks what do you want?                                                                                                                                                   Guy:It puts the lotion on NOW!!!                                                                                                                      Danny:GOD!Say it don't spary geez gonna need a towl now                                                                        Guy:DOES WHAT ITS TOLD!!!!!                                                                                                                         Danny:I'm putting the lotion on the skin i'm rubbin it in                                                                                   Guy:*making out with dog*                                                                                                                         Danny:Dude between you and me brother that thing with the dog is coming off a little freaky but hey that's just me talking i don't*put's the lotion in the basket*                                                                                                         Guy:*pulls it back up*                                                                                                                                  Danny:HEY where's my supplies i thought we had A DEAL!!!!!                                                                  Guy:*Put's magazine in basket and start's lowering*AW! for christ sakes HERE!                                           Danny:*pouting then sees it does a happy noise*Hey the new final fantasy is in ohhhhh                                    Guy:*Pulls down seedo Bent over the hole*DANNY!                                                                    Danny:Huh?...OHHHH GOD!!!THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR MY EYES I'M BLINDED I CAN STILL FEEL YOUR BUTT LOOKING AT ME!!!                                                                                                                Guy:You want to touch it don't you DON'T YOU!!!!!!!!                                                              Danny:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!*throws magazine at the guy*                                                                                Guy:*screams lik a woman (lik the way gay guys scream it's hard to explain)*                                                     Police man:*grabs the guy*                                                                                                                                    Guy:*Feels the cops skin*PUT ON THE LOTIONS!!!!!                                                                                         Police guy:DON'T TOUCH ME*slaps*                                                                                                            Guy:*screams lik girl*

 


Posted on 07/05/2006 2:38 PM Visits: 41
gerardismylove: 07/05/2006 2:45 PM
holy shit thats funny. hahaa. and omg that movie is the greatest.
lizzbian: 07/06/2006 12:40 PM
o.O
lizzbian: 07/06/2006 12:41 PM
that's funny & creepy all the same...
hotsk8rrchik: 07/09/2006 6:06 PM
................................uh wow.......btw i love the colors of your page, theyre my fave
ryanrossishot: 07/17/2006 3:02 AM
lol =)
harlequingrl2: 07/17/2006 8:38 AM
haha i love tht movie..i can so see u in the position of joe lmao
xpetewentzgirl1327x: 07/21/2006 8:06 PM
lmao!!
sweethavok666: 08/29/2006 7:11 PM
wtf
cyanidekilledme: 10/30/2006 10:51 AM
I love that movie!
gothicchild9211: 11/09/2006 3:41 PM
XD
ragdoll07: 07/10/2007 2:04 PM
have you heard the song by panic! at the disco its called "lotion" yea its cool and kinda creepy at the same time... maybe thats why i love it http://www.studiowatts.com/MySpace/14 Lotion.mp3 thats the url thingy thing
ragdoll07: 07/10/2007 2:06 PM
or you could just go here http://www.aimpages.com/varucadarling07/profil e.html
emokidd4ever: 10/20/2007 6:34 PM
lol-- i think 0_0
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